Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Random Observations from The Road

1. I doubt I'm the only person going through security at several airports with a pair of size 2T underpants in her purse. (Ainslie is daytime/pee trained! Hooray!)

2. Does anyone actually buy USA Today and read it if they are not staying in a hotel? Does anyone subscribe to it? Why?

3. The DaVinci Code is a fun work of fiction. Why are people so bothered by a work of fiction? Many of the people who are upset about The DaVinci Code seem to read and write editorials to USA Today.

4. If you know enough to take your laptop out before going through security, why don't you know to take your shoes off?

5. If you are in the back row of the plane you will never, ever make it out of the plane before the person sitting in the front row.

6. When you give the same presentation day after day, it really doesn't matter if you can't remember what city you're in.

7. Things really do get palpably different when you cross the West Virginia state line.

8. I miss my family.

9. Never reserve the class of rental car you actually want. Reserve the tiniest car you could possibly stand, because chances are they will only have bigger cars available anyway. Today I had an Aveo reserved. I'm driving a Taurus.

10. There are people everywhere worse off than you. Be grateful.

2 comments:

Tammy said...

Great observations Carla... and yay Ainslie!!!! Can she come over and show Katie how it works??? Hope things are going smoothly for your move...

Gnomey said...

LOL... About the undies in your purse... I imagine the security people have seen much, much weirder things (things we don't really want to know about!).